Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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