just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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