but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
