i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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