She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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