420 ftw
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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