We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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