is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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