I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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