I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So many bounce houses so little time
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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