: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
false alarm, still single
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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