I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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