"it" just moved
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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