sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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