They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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