Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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