Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
