so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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