Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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