highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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