What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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