just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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