I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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