that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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