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(319): View more from Iowa

addddeeerrraaaallll.

(641): View more from Iowa

ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.

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(207): View more from Maine

it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.

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(360): View more from Washington

he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people

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(251): View more from Alabama

Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious

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(903): View more from Texas

Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.

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