Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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