Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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