I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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