I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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