you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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