I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Spinning.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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