nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
