somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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