i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Randomize
