What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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