you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
