i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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