They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize
