How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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