? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
high people should be assigned attendants
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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