Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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