Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
