I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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