Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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