Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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