I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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