we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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