love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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