he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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