Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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