would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Randomize
