Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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