his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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