..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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