ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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