Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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