Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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